wall street


i work on wall street. sounds good, right? wrong. my hot dog stand makes practically no money. i started setting up shop there after i heard stock exchange people have lots of money. because to me, lots of money equals lots of hot dogs bought. or at least that’s what i used to think. but these guys never seem interested. i’ll be like “hey, buy one or even a few of my tasty hot dogs!” at best, they’ll throw some nickels at me. (sometimes the nickels bounce off me and roll down the sewer. those days are the worst.) i dont know why they’re not interested. i guess they bring their own hot dogs from home? luckily my overhead costs are very low, mainly because i buy the cheapest hot dogs possible. the other day i watched wall street money never sleeps hoping to see what kinds of hot dogs these guys eat, but i didnt learn much. i just kept hoping the transformers would come out. (i fell asleep halfway through. did they ever come out? ive got to know!)

 

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3 Responses to “wall street”


  1. 1 yumm November 30, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    even gross hot dogs are tasty. i like mine with mustard and saurkraut. those wallstreet douches don’t kno wat they’re missing

  2. 2 spoiler alert November 30, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    the transformers all come out at the end of wall street: money never sleeps.

  3. 3 i'm surprised they don't love hot dogs... November 30, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    because of all the pork-barrel spending that favors wall st! or some such topical joke.


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