…1.5 months later…
“Hi, is this Albert.”
“Yes, yes it is. May I ask who is calling?”
“Its Dunkin Donuts… Look, we have an opening for the 3am-9am shift. You want it?”
“Umm no sorry.”
“Yeah, no kidding… we’ve been trying to find someone all month.”
So ya, the only job offer I have received in the past 3 months since graduating from one of the top colleges with a 3.7886384 GPA is a Dunkin Donuts Grave Digger shift. They were even looking for someone for a full month before they tried to ask me. Fuck liberal arts schools and fuck my well-roundedness.
My lack of job is shittier than yours.